Welcome to Today’s Video a Horror Comedy Short “WE BOUGHT A CLONE OFF THE DARK EB” by Channel Luxury Dark Inc. that is Absurdly Awesome in Our Opinion. Now Luxury Dark’s Formula is Pretty fucking Simplistic Two Teen Friends Chester and Parker who live Together Buy all kinds of Weird fucking shit Off the Dark Web. Now We have watched all 19 Videos by Luxury Dark Inc. and There 3 Videos We though were Worth a Damn So Why Not Start with Our Favorite of the 3, But Here’s Some Details/Observation/Information about “We Bought A CLONE Off The Dark Web” to Begin with.
Video Synopsis:
Chester and Parker are back in the Basement checking out Websites on the Dark Web, and this Time it’s a Site that Allegedly Sells Clones. While Chester is all for it Parker is Dead Set against it, but Chester decides to Aquire the Clone regardless of Parker’s Protesting. Once the Clone Arrives the Shoe is on the Other fucking foot as Chester wants the Clone Gone ASAP, BUT Parker becomes Unnaturally Obsessed with the Clone being “Family”, a “Brother”, and “His Son.”. So in Summation “We Bought A CLONE Off The Dark Web” is Pretty fucking Entertaining, a Little Tacky, Little Absurd, and has Far Above Average Special Effects.
Absurd Shit in the Video:
The Box literally fucking says CLONE that’s Hand written on it in Black Marker.
Who or Why the fuck would Anyone put a Large Chain as Security on a fucking Cardboard Box?!
If Your looking for a Mutant Clone in Your Home Why wouldn’t You Turn on Every fucking Light in the House On (the Only Light source is the Camera’s Light)?!
Why the fuck Does Chester wear Sunglasses that seem to be Permeantly Attached to His fucking Face at Inside at Night in a Completely Dark House?!
Where the fuck are the Parents?!
The Large House that Chester and Parker almost Entirely Empty, We mean there aren’t even a Cheap Set of Curtains?! We mean there’s just Plain White Bed Sheets over the Windows like White Trash Methheads.
And While We are at it the Premise of the Video is Essentially Identical to the Plot of the Sci Fi Horror Classic Movie The Fly.
Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring BACKROOMS -FOUND FOOTAGE Posted on A-Sync Research Channel. BACKROOMS -FOUND FOOTAGE is the Latest Installment of a Psychological Horror Series “Inspired” by the Original BACKROOMS Content Creator Kane Pixels. Some Explanation may be Needed. The Backrooms is a Creepypasta that was inspired by a Comment Left on a Picture of an “Unsettling Room” on 4Chan’s/x/board. The Comment inspired an Expanded Version of the Creepypasta as well as YouTube Videos on the Topic. The Backrooms Creepypasta was made into a Short Horror Film and a Horror Series by 16 Year Old American Director, Visual Effects Artist, and Youtuber Kane Pixels. The ongoing Online Horror Series’s First Installment was Uploaded to Youtube on January 7th, 2022 and Then the Rest of the Series has been Posted over the Course of the Many Months. All Previous Installments are Posted Here for Your Connivence as Well as Our Original Post on the Backrooms Creppypasta.
Well Then What The Fuck IS The Deal With The A-Sync Research?
As it Turns Out there is a Secondary Channel called A-Sync Research which We thought was a Secondary Channel created by Kane Pixels to Advance Plot Line, But We apparently were Wrong (at least as Far as Face Value is Concerned). A Comment by whoever the fuck is Responsible for the A-Sync Channel stated that the Channel isn’t Run by Kane Pixels, but instead it is Inspired by Him. So what the fuck is this all about then? Good fucking Question and Here is Our View on it. This A-Sync Person/People are NOT Random or are They Fans involved in some Fan Fiction Bullshit. And fucking TRUST US there is No fucking Shortage of Backroom Videos being Pumped Out Currently. Granted though at this Point in the BACKROOMS Trend there are More and More Convincing Copy Cat Videos being Posted. Everyone and their fucking Grandmother are jumping on the Backrooms Popularity in a Classic Overkill Scenario of the “I wanna get in on that and be YouTube Famous Too!” Mentality.
So ThenWhat The Fuck Is Our Point Pertaining To A-Sync Research?
The Person/People behind the Async Research Channel We Honestly Believe are Collaborating Virtually Side by Side with Kane Pixels. We Believe so since the Video Theme, Quality, Production Value, Scenery/Sets, Costumes, and Feel of the Perspective Content Creator’s Videos Coincide with One Another. In All the Other Backrooms Videos We have seen There are Small Harder to See to Glaringly Obvious Differences from Kane and Async’s Videos. The Backrooms Installment from Kane Titled “Presentation” and the Subsequent A-Syncs Video “Exit” have a Good bit in Common. A Prime Example is the Miniature Models of the Backrooms Layout in “Presentation” is also Part of the “Exit” Video as well. Again that Doesn’t Negate the Fact there are Seriously SHIT TON of Videos About/Based on The Backrooms which Really Fucking Muddies the Waters. SO to Keep shit Somewhat fucking Organized We will Note Which Channel Kane’s or A-Sync’s for Each Respective Video.
Our Opinion On THE BACKROOMS Series/Videos/Channels:
This Unique Series does Something Rare Especially Now a Days which is it Simply fucking gets Better with Each Episode. The Series is also Incredible at Building the Tension of Each Installment until the fucking Anxiety of the Characters Bleeds through the fucking Screen. The Backrooms is Definitive fucking Proof You don’t Need a Shit Ton of Cash, Hollywood, Big Movie, An Orgy of CGI, Big Production Companies, Big Time Studios, Famous Actors, Film School/Degree, Jump Scares, or Even Gore to Mindfuck and Creep the Shit out the Audience. We Seriously fucking Enjoy that this Incredible Series’s Vibe/Feeling of Utter and Total Isolation (that Essentially Drives the Series) that was Picking Up Its Pace and Picking It Up Fast. Oddly Enough We seem to be in a Gray Area Impasse as far as the Continuation of the Series. The Last Backrooms (Backrooms – Betrayal) was apparently the Last of the Lost Cameraman Chris Footage it left Many wondering if the Series was indeed Over. Then there is this Additional Video and No One is certain what it may or May Not Signify going Forward.
Backrooms – Found Footage Synopsis:
First it is Important to Note a Couple of Key Points as it were that Set this Video apart from the Previous Episodes. First this Video has Absolutely Nothing to do with the Previous Episodes as it Doesn’t have dick to do with Async Research Employees or the Company. The Video begins with Two Teen Boys Shooting Hoops at a Presumably Local Basketball Court when things Suddenly go Awry as it were. Second while there is No Description Provided One of the Two Teens States the Date is in fact January 26, 1990. Third and Lastly this Video is a Mix of Live Action and Computer Animation with the Cameraman Providing Commentary so to Speak.
What Backrooms – Found Footage for all Intents and Purposes seems to be an Homage to the Original Kane Pixel’s Backrooms Short Film that went on to Become the Series, and the Original Online Backrooms Creepypasta. The Premise of Backrooms – Found Footage is Starts off Much like the Short Film with Teens being Teens when Suddenly and Unexplainably the One group Member Filming No Glitches into the Backrooms. The Teen who Now finds Himself Stranded in the Ominously Creepy Backrooms Starts Off by Wondering Around Confused. As He is Exploring the Backrooms He is Talking Out Loud making Observations about His Surroundings, Asking Questions Aloud such as “Is This a Joke?” or “Who would Build this for No Reason”, and Other General Comments. In the Vein of No Spoilers We can Say the Following:
There is a Scene with the Basketball and a Pitch Black Hallway.
The Teen finds a Room where Someone has been Living where there is a Mattress, Clothes, and Apple Cores all Over the Floor.
The Teen makes a Gruesome Discovery in the Room.
The Teen at One Point enters a Section of the Backrooms that consists of Rooms Painted Blue with White Baseboards and Doorframes along with a Variety of Differently Sized Hallways. Could this be the Second Level of the Backrooms?
Presented By Les Sober 
Presented By Les Sober